I
walked out towards the living area, dressed for the day. I had on leggings and a sweater dress with
oversized riding boots. I had loose
spiraled my hair and had it pulled back in a low pony. I wanted to be casually and comfortably
dressed to offset whatever ensemble Miriam was attempting to rock.
I
arrived in the living room to see all the guys gathered, with football on. Of course.
I gave my dad a kiss on the cheek and my brother a punch to the
arm. I hugged my grandpa tightly,
continuing to make my rounds. Bart fist
bumped me. My brother jumped up and
quickly put me in a headlock, and we play wrestled, past transgressions forgotten
and ignored. At least for now.
They
went back to watching football and I walked into the kitchen, curious to see
what was going on in there. My mom,
grandma, and Nancy were busy cooking/baking/preparing our traditional
Thanksgiving meal: turkey, green bean
casserole, stuffing, cranberry sauce, olive/veggie tray, deviled eggs, sweet
potatoes with marshmallows, brussel sprouts with bacon, and zweiback (an
absolutely delicious German roll).
Nancy
and Bart’s twin daughters, Nicole and Natalia, were on the bar stools watching,
stealing pieces of food as they came within their reach. They were a year younger than my brother, so
seniors in high school, currently. They
were fashion lovers to the extreme. I
knew I usually was hitting the current fashion trends, and sometimes before
they were trends, but they were always ahead of the curve. I could acknowledge the fact that I was an
attractive female, but these girls were gorgeous. I hadn’t understood how they never got picked
up as models. Especially being
identical. While I had an athletic
frame, they were built thin and svelte, with striking bone structure, long
medium brown hair that appeared as if it had come straight out of a magazine
shoot, and large, doe-y eyes. They were
about two inches taller than me, coming in at 5’ 10”ish. But they never shied away from their height,
wearing 5” heels at times and not looking the least bit uncomfortable peering
down on everyone.
When
they saw me they jumped up and ran over and tag teamed me in an all consuming
hug. These girls adored me. I knew they had been extra busy this school
year and the prior one, but my first two years at UNL they had come and stayed
the night with me in the dorms multiple times.
Growing up, whenever we were at family functions, they had always
followed me around like puppy dogs. Now
that they were older, I actually enjoyed them.
The only way I could actually tell them apart was that Natalia had a
little bit of a rounder face and a minuscule mole under her left eye. Most people didn’t even notice either of
those differences.
“Have
you met Miriam before?” Nicole hissed at me.
I
looked around, seeing she was missing. I
frowned. “Yeah, where is she?”
Natalia
looked around to make sure she wasn’t there.
“She stepped outside to make a phone call, I think.”
“You
have GOT to see what she is wearing,” Nicole stated, with wide eyes, and an
undertone of judgement.
I
giggled, already unable to imagine the train wreck I was about to witness. I heard clicking behind me. The twins’ eyes told me everything I needed
to know.
I
turned around to come face to face with Miriam.
Her hair was poofed up all over (probably with the use of some trusty
Aquanet) and the end held back into a pony tail. It appeared to be frosted, but I couldn’t
tell for sure what her hair stylist had done.
She had on sky high over the knee stiletto boots with lace up
backs. Under those she adorned teal high
rise jeggings and (I swear) what appeared to be some sort of dominatrix black
bra top with a knitted black sweatigan (sweater/cardigan) over it.
“Dear
Lord,” I whispered, accidentally outloud.
I heard the twins start giggling behind me. I choked back my own laughter. “Hi, Miriam.” I know I sounded a little too
fake-happy.
She
appraised me and then didn’t even try to hide her eye roll. “Aleah.”
And she waved her hand in front of me, as if to hurry me along. Although I think her true motive was the diamond
ring/band that was on that all-important finger.
I
know my eyes bugged out of my head as I stammered, “What the hell is
that?” I could hear the whole kitchen go
silent. I didn’t know if my family
already knew about whatever this was, or if they’d already talked about it, or
if they had no idea, but I wasn’t about to sit by and wait and find out.
Miriam
smiled widely. “Oh... Tom didn’t tell
you?” She looked lovingly down at her
rings and clutched them dramatically to her chest. “We eloped.”
I heard my grandma gasp, and loud stomps walking out of the kitchen
towards the other door to the living room.
I’m assuming my mother was about to beat Tom’s ass.
Miriam
pulled out her best Cruella DeVil smile and shuffled past me into the kitchen
area.
I
turned, following her with my icy stare, seeing the twins having the same
reaction as me. Before I could move or
say anything, Tom came storming into the kitchen and grabbed Miriam by the
elbow, dragging her out towards the garage.
As the door was closing I heard him yell something that sounded like, “I
told you to keep the rings put away for now.”
Since
food was in the middle of being cooked, Nancy and my grandma kept cooking,
speaking in hushed tones. I couldn’t
only imagine what was being said and the good family gossip this would
produce.
I
strode out to the living room to see dad, grandpa, and Bart watching tv as if
nothing happened. Successfully ignoring
the situation. But my mom was not in
there. I quietly padded to her room and
the door was cracked open. I pushed it
open and saw her sitting on the bed, not facing me. I went over to her, and put my arm on her
shoulder. She looked up at me and I saw
the tears falling from her eyes.
I
just sat down next to her, and wrapped my arms around her, hugging her. “I’m sorry,” I whispered. “She’s a bitch.”
My
mom sniffed. “Aleah, watch your
mouth.” But I saw the smile playing at
the corners of her mouth. She sighed
then. “I’m just really hurt that your
brother would get married and I wouldn’t be invited.”
“I
promise you that I’ll never do that to you.”
My
mom stood then, and wiped the tears off her cheeks. She weakly smiled at me. “I know,” she said softly.
She
started walking away. Before she exited
the bedroom, she turned back to me. “You
better not! Or else!” Then she
straightened her posture, laughed, and walked out.
Hey all,
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ReplyDeleteNo complaints on post length from me. I certainly appreciate your short notes when you aren't going to be posting.
Thanks, Chris!
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